Tim Dillon Got Dinner in Washington with JD Vance Last Week

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Tim Dillon Got Dinner in Washington with JD Vance Last Week
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To paraphrase Rick Sanchez, you won't believe this because it usually never happens, but I was wrong: Tim Dillon was not summoned to Washington for a private dinner with FBI Director Kash Patel, as I speculated based on his comments in a Saturday podcast, but with Vice President JD Vance. He said as much in a podcast with none other than his friend Alex Jones last night:

Dillon: …When Bondi said "We have 10,000 hours of video," she said "We have 10,000 hours of video." I had dinner last week with the vice president. He told me that that was commercial pornography. They do not have videos of any powerful person in a compromising position. That's the party line that they're going with. If that's the case, why would Pam Bondi call it evidence? Why would she say it's evidence, she's not an idiot. She's the Attorney General. Why would she say she has files on her desk if none of these implicated anybody?
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Dillon: What I told Vance, I said, if you don't disclose everything, you're done. Nobody will support you guys. You are fully and completely part of this coverup if everything doesn't come out. I think it paralyzes their presidency completely.
Jones: And what did Vance say?
Dillon: He agrees with me. He agrees with me.

So, to recap: last week the Vice President summoned Tim Dillon, a white nationalist comedian and 9/11 truther banned from Airbnb, to personally feed him propaganda about the Epstein coverup, which Dillon went on his podcast a few days later and happily repeated, while calling for the ouster of the Attorney General.

Which is, of course, completely insane.

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