At Last The Last Brave Man Arrives!

He is so brave, he is so wise!

At Last The Last Brave Man Arrives!
Caption

At last the last brave man arrives!

Fuck it, I’ll say it: I prefer Biden to Bernie.March 5, 2020

He is so brave, he is so wise!

Progressive politics take a back seat to winning; moreover Biden will be progressive on environment, guns, taxation, reproductive freedom, etc. He’s not my top choice (I wanted Warren) but I think he can win and I don’t have confidence Bernie can. https://t.co/mYEeJdBuYWMarch 5, 2020

Where none dare speak, he gamely goes—

No, my purpose was to draw fire for people who feel like I do but are afraid to speak up because they know they’re going to be relentlessly attacked on Twitter for simply saying they prefer one Dem over another. https://t.co/MkR5TIfde1March 5, 2020

What none admit, he sagely knows—

Having trouble viewing this tweet? Click here to open original tweet.

How does a man grow so courageous,

Having trouble viewing this tweet? Click here to open original tweet.

To take it on himself to save us?

Having trouble viewing this tweet? Click here to open original tweet.

What gives a man such empathy,

Caption

To see what no one else can see?

Caption

Some things we simply cannot know—

Caption

We mustn’t let that stop us, though—

Caption

From speaking truth where truth is spurned—

Having trouble viewing this tweet? Click here to open original tweet.

And reaping what our courage earns—

Caption
Caption
Caption

God bless you, brave man! Never change.

When did “preferring” one candidate over another become such a big problem for people? I’ve said I prefer Warren over everybody but didn’t receive this much shitMarch 5, 2020

Your wisdom keeps us sound and sane.

They’re both at the bottom of my list of preferred Dems but I don’t think the Ukraine thing will hurt Biden as much as “socialism” will hurt BernieMarch 5, 2020

Your honesty and virtue too—

So the black vote propelling Biden is “drowning in privilege”? https://t.co/reykZwdl7iMarch 5, 2020

To thine own self, please—keep being true.

Caption

Header image via Comedy Central.

Subscribe now