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Dave Smith Blames the Great Replacement on—You'll Never Believe This—Women

Dave Smith Blames the Great Replacement on—You'll Never Believe This—Women

"In the 70s, women in large droves went into the workforce. We now look around 40 years later, 50 years later, and almost no Western white country has a sustainable birth rate."
Seth Simons Dec 9, 2025
"You have to accept that Ireland is gonna become Pakistan or you gotta deport a whole bunch of people."

"You have to accept that Ireland is gonna become Pakistan or you gotta deport a whole bunch of people."

A few tidbits about Louis CK, Marcello Hernández, and Dave Smith.
Seth Simons Dec 7, 2025
Louis CK Is a Sex Predator

Louis CK Is a Sex Predator

The New York Times argues that CK's recent work is underexamined. Sure, but so are his sex offenses.
Seth Simons Nov 24, 2025
Comedian Says Zohran Mamdani is the Face of a "Demonic" Jihadi Plot to Take Over the World

Comedian Says Zohran Mamdani is the Face of a "Demonic" Jihadi Plot to Take Over the World

"I don't know that it's necessarily Muslims, but I do know that it's demonic. I know there's demons behind it all… They really want Islam to take over the world."
Seth Simons Nov 8, 2025
“He hit us with the jizya”: Andrew Schulz Gets Super Racist About Mamdani Win

“He hit us with the jizya”: Andrew Schulz Gets Super Racist About Mamdani Win

"Cover your fucking heads. When are we covering these girls up? Man, that's a good point. You should be able to see a girl doing a TikTok on the street, and then wrap a fucking sheet over her."
Seth Simons Nov 6, 2025
Comedians Call Zohran Mamdani a "Sneaky Muslim" Trying to Advance "Muslim Agenda"

Comedians Call Zohran Mamdani a "Sneaky Muslim" Trying to Advance "Muslim Agenda"

These People Are All Just Racists, Part 10,000.
Seth Simons Oct 30, 2025
The Stavros Problem

The Stavros Problem

A few thoughts about my friend's favorite comedian.
Seth Simons Oct 29, 2025

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